Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts

Monday, June 2, 2008

Forbidden love

yea...

..looks like I'm gonna have to kick John Cenas ass for sleeping with my woman.

One Night Stand

Extreme!

One Night Stand is all about being XTREME!
Xtreme rules
Xtreme wrestlers
Xtreme dissapointment

Its so xtreme we had to take the "E" off!

Normally I don't get to watch the PPV's because I'm broke, but I say fuck it. I went for it and overall I enjoyed it, tho each match had one thing that made it just short of being great

-Jeff vs. Umaga was fun. I enjoyed (and even cringed a tad) at the end spot, but besides that and the rail slide there wasn't much more to the match.
-I actually didnt have a problem with the singapore cane match (outside of Tommy Dreamer. I mean seriously, let him get at least a minor push. He's a jobber....in crappy pants). Lot of respect for Show on this one. I'm not a hundred percent sure if it was a gig or if he actually cut himself on the steps. If its the latter than he definitely used it well. Once the blood hit he changed demeanor and went to town. He may not always be the best wrestler, but he is one of the few big & still entertaining ones
-JBL's first blood looked like he was spitting molasses. I was hoping for a bloody face or something. Show had more blood that that. I felt a little like a cop out.
-Womens match...nine times out of ten thats all you need to say. This was one of the nine.
- I enjoyed the stretcher match, but what was with the Jericho run ins. It was confusing and there was no pay off. AND IT HAPPENED TWICE!
-Sadly the LMS match was forced to be cut short due to injury. I don't know for sure but a mix of Triple H constantly breaking Randy's ten count and Randy getting close to smacking a fan makes me feel that he wasn't supposed to lose that match. Thank god there is a draft, cause if he's out for a bit I dont feel JBL will fill his heel spot.
-This one just upsets me cause yes, I'm a mark. I absolutely loved it, but I just wanted Taker to win. Seriously, I know this isn't the end but its gonna be a bitch to find the loop hole. Once again the draft saves us, cause we now need a good face for edge.

This isn't to say I was unhappy. I really had a good time. Plus this PPV brought three of my friends (who normally tear wrestling apart, specially since they are stage combat people) into interest. I love turning the unsuspecting.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

One down

So I got a jump rope

Apparently Im not as good or coordinated as I remember being.....then again I was never all that good at jump rope.
Tracking my progress should be easy, Ill be better when I stop sucking


Chilling at home with a half hour before ECW, which has got to be one of the best hours of tv. Plenty of untapped talent that is just a pleasure to watch (though Elijah Burke could definitely use a bigger push than he's been getting).
Last nights Raw was pretty interesting
-Mr. McMahon is giving away cash at live events. I give it a month before it replaces the kiss cam and another before they drop it.
-Ted Dibiase Jr. finally made his way to Raw... so the Sanlito/Cartino tag title push is dead then?
-And on that note, doesn't TDjr. need a partner before he goes for tag gold? Maybe the "Canadian Bulldog" for a run-into-the-ground-run of "Oooh looky, next generationers!"

Friday, May 23, 2008

Wrestlerants

-William Regal gets suspended. God freaking dammit. Its always during the most interesting feuds. I loved the idea of Mr. Reagal becoming the next Mr. McMahon like character, and no matter what Reagal does he is always a blast to watch. That's why this blows. I really hope he comes back from his suspension with a bang and continues his momentum. I can't imagine he would head back to mid-card obscurity but who knows.

-I have a man-crush on Kofi Kingston. Seriously, every time I see him wrestle I am on the edge of my seat. Ability, personality, he's full of it. So now I'm worried. I understand he couldn't be undefeated forever. That would be retarded. And I am quite happy Shelton Benjamin beat him, because lord knows Shelton is full of talent and deserves the push too.
I worry because now that Kofi has lost his first match, I am already getting glimpses of him being pushed into the background. I have this nasty feeling that he is gonna be thrown into the jobber hell which Nunzio, Brian Kendrick and Super Crazy reside.
Lance Cade, you may want to be careful too.

-This past Impact! was the first one I truly enjoyed in a while. Outside of the cluster fuck that was the "The Rock & Rave Wedding Band audition" and Awesome Kongs match, it was pretty solid. I'm really starting to dig Matt Morgan. The guy bored the hell out of me in the WWE, but his TNA push is pretty solid. I see major good coming from him in the future.

-Kennedy is a face.....and its getting over......who saw THAT coming?